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Jesus was a Vampire, by Amanda Pagniello

Jesus was a vampire;

so was Mother Mary;

his maker.

When he hung upon

the cross with nails

driven into his hands

he cried for salvation…

and the sunset lay

upon the brink of the

horizon and the little

children played.

His body was wrapped

and laid to rest upon

the stone, as his divine

blood dripped into the

cup–it was called a

Holy Grail.

After that he vacationed

because the devil then

came and said he’d

sealed the deal.


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